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The Little Girl and Her
Teacher

A little girl was talking to her teacher
about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a
whale to swallow a human
because even though it was a very large mammal its
throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a
whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not
swallow a
human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask
Jonah."
The teacher asked, " What if Jonah went to Hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
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