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After all is said and done, usually more is said than done.

I am a nobody.  Nobody is perfect.  Therefore, I am perfect. 

Why do we choose from just two people for president and 50 for Miss America?"

Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes, and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well?

Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.

Regular naps prevent old age..... especially if you take them while driving.

The next time you feel like complaining, remember: Your garbage disposal probably eats better than thirty percent of the people in this world.

 

 

 

 

   

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